tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.comments2023-05-29T04:31:12.943-07:00the Pile Girl GazettePile Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-21958178400758977012016-04-21T06:56:48.422-07:002016-04-21T06:56:48.422-07:00Need some new fangled thots, ideers, ironclad icon... Need some new fangled thots, ideers, ironclad iconoclasms? Look no firda...<br /><br />VERBUM SAT SAPIENTI: As an ex-writer of the sassy, savvy, schizophenia we all go through in this lifelong demise, I just wanna help U.S. git past the whorizontal more!ass! we're in (Latin: words to [the] wise)...<br /><br />"This finite existence is only a test, son," God Almighty told me in my coma. "Far beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find corpulent eloquence" (paraphrased). Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...<br /><br />I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died, dear: you couldn't GET any moe curly, party-hardy-endorphins, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs when my beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girl passed-away due to those wry, sardonic satires.<br /> <br />"Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3<br /><br />Here's also what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague. <br /><br />Go git'm, girl. You're incredible. See you Upstairs. I won't be joining'm in the nasty Abyss where Isis prowls<br />eklektikmantra.blogspot.com<br /><br />-YOUTHwitheTRUTH<br />-------------------------------<br />PS Need some uncommon, unique, uncivilized names? Lemme gonna gitcha started, brudda:<br /><br />Oak Woods, Franky Sparks, Athena Noble, Autumn Rose, Faith Bishop, Dolly Martin, Willow Rhodes, Cocoa Major, Roman Stone, Bullwark Burnhart, Magnus Wilde, Kardiak Arrest, Will Wright, Goldy Silvers, Penelope Summers, Sophie Sharp, Violet Snow, Lizzy Roach, BoxxaRoxx, Aunty Dotey, Romero Stark, Zacharia Neptoon, Mercurio Morrissey, Fritz & Felix Franz, Victor Payne, Isabella Silverstein, Mercedes Kennedy, Redding Rust, Martini Phoenix, Ivy Wool, Sower Wolf, Yankee Cooky, b9...<br /><br />God blessa youse<br />-Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL-blessed holy sockshttp://mylovelettertojanetirene.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-90358159342763887002014-04-09T16:23:40.525-07:002014-04-09T16:23:40.525-07:00Thanks for reading and commenting, Jennifer! Since...Thanks for reading and commenting, Jennifer! Since I haven't posted on this blog in so long, I figured I'd lost all my readers.<br /><br />Your experience sounds pretty frustrating. But it's nice how these people go out of their way to be kind to clueless souls like me. And I can only imagine that the event you attended was in the Los Angeles area and was huge.<br /><br />I guess I was lucky, Dan did give me a full fifteen minutes. I just wish I could have been more adult about it. It's like an immature child lives inside me and takes over when things get stressful.Pile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-5833767217643796962014-04-08T18:23:47.795-07:002014-04-08T18:23:47.795-07:00My friend and I missed our portfolio reviews at a ...My friend and I missed our portfolio reviews at a recent conference too- all throughout the main events they kept calling names, so we both thought, "oh, they'll call our name when it's our turn."<br />Whoops.<br />Yes, they were calling names, but not for the reviews! Both of us qot quick reviews from someone who realized what happened and felt sorry for us :) but still, it's embarrassing! Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-49181542807097947852012-05-07T13:36:19.012-07:002012-05-07T13:36:19.012-07:00Thanks, Linda.
I feel like the Kindle book is l...Thanks, Linda.<br /><br /> I feel like the Kindle book is less of an accomplishment because I did it all myself. They don't approve it or anything. All of the mistakes are my own. And SCBWI doesn't consider me a published author or illustrator.<br /><br /> It's like I'm a legend in my own mind!<br /><br /> It sure is nice to get encouragement and moral support from you. :)Pile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-30510026358018385092012-05-07T12:18:01.092-07:002012-05-07T12:18:01.092-07:00only a Kindle book !!!
(funny.)
It's so amazi...<i>only a Kindle book</i> !!!<br />(funny.)<br /><br />It's so amazing that printers will take bristol board.<br /><br />A kid going to a new school is a good way to put it. But remember that everyone probably feels the same way you do. So show up with a light heart and have fun! Ask tons of questions too.Linda Davickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03660351950973083893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-10967121050657552342012-03-23T20:55:00.276-07:002012-03-23T20:55:00.276-07:00lol how cute! I know the L, M, N part of the alpha...lol how cute! I know the L, M, N part of the alphabet was one that kids even to this day do not say correctly lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-26183377626364752692011-10-08T12:05:08.006-07:002011-10-08T12:05:08.006-07:00Thank you, Chrissy! Your kind words are so flatter...Thank you, Chrissy! Your kind words are so flattering!Pile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-38547499083949233952011-10-08T06:28:24.884-07:002011-10-08T06:28:24.884-07:00I posted a review on Amazon. I hope you got it. Wh...I posted a review on Amazon. I hope you got it. What a great book!Chrissy Peeblesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-56768722404526020652011-09-20T12:51:03.281-07:002011-09-20T12:51:03.281-07:00Thank you so much, Chrissy!
If you really enjoy i...Thank you so much, Chrissy!<br /><br />If you really enjoy it, think about writing a review. I don't have any yet. Thank you!Pile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-71478745348865408702011-09-20T12:25:32.839-07:002011-09-20T12:25:32.839-07:00Just bought a copy and I'm totally blown away....Just bought a copy and I'm totally blown away. The pictures are fantastic and the story is so cute. I started reading it. : ) <br /><br />Chrissy PeeblesChrissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10695952903483800250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-78458292354893582052011-07-22T22:54:39.948-07:002011-07-22T22:54:39.948-07:00Thank you, Anonymous.
Booda, thank you for compli...Thank you, Anonymous.<br /><br />Booda, thank you for complimenting my writing. :DPile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-82309447337389331812011-06-03T23:26:19.240-07:002011-06-03T23:26:19.240-07:00I just looked on Google maps to see if it's po...I just looked on Google maps to see if it's possible to drive to San Francisco without driving on the freeway. It gave me a route that says it takes six hours each way.Pile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-21460197216520496762011-05-24T11:37:34.512-07:002011-05-24T11:37:34.512-07:00Very, very nice work!! I like!!Very, very nice work!! I like!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16296550410797949637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-59170660231726182042011-05-17T18:11:21.344-07:002011-05-17T18:11:21.344-07:00I think it was GREAT you didn't have a camera ...I think it was GREAT you didn't have a camera so you could write about what you saw. Cameras capture tons, but they don't come with well chosen words.booda babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09424036488795599663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-8823541149899956922011-05-01T15:39:42.416-07:002011-05-01T15:39:42.416-07:00Sorry it was so boring, Carolyn..
Should have brou...Sorry it was so boring, Carolyn..<br />Should have brought a book or something to play with..<br /> I know how glad u are things worked out the way they did..<br /> BTW..Not sure, but r u thinking my surgery was in 1968? If so, I must correct u. The correct year is 1970. <br /> Cant wait 4 part 2.Lindanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-3296431903938694952011-04-25T09:17:52.990-07:002011-04-25T09:17:52.990-07:00Hi Carolyn, this is pretty funny.Hi Carolyn, this is pretty funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-48655348853821069332011-03-10T23:22:35.334-08:002011-03-10T23:22:35.334-08:00Thank you, Namowal! :DThank you, Namowal! :DPile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-10853455777248061452011-03-08T08:50:26.895-08:002011-03-08T08:50:26.895-08:00That's cute. :)That's cute. :)Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-1743278875157869662010-10-11T07:04:26.748-07:002010-10-11T07:04:26.748-07:00I think that it is a SUPER idea to create "Co...I think that it is a SUPER idea to create "Couch Potato Comics". <br /><br />Go for it Carolyn, you can do it.<br /><br />Mariemariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03236124752867568775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-83364783833579492002010-10-09T23:26:42.979-07:002010-10-09T23:26:42.979-07:00I analyzed another blog post, with different resul...I analyzed another blog post, with different results. Now I write like Chuck Palahniuk. I don't know who he is, either.Pile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-73868397823038994752010-10-08T12:38:02.895-07:002010-10-08T12:38:02.895-07:00I did feel kind of like I was in an episode of I L...I did feel kind of like I was in an episode of <b>I LOVE LUCY.</b> However predictable those episodes are, I was stupidly unaware of what the result was going to be.Pile Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604450255039913380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-90362014713543227542010-10-07T23:56:06.710-07:002010-10-07T23:56:06.710-07:00I worked at a toy store, Miz P. Would you believe...I worked at a toy store, Miz P. Would you believe that moms who were raised in the 80s believe themselves "entitled" to polite, clean, trouble-free, quiet girls? Especially if they have "suffered enough" under the little monster sons that their husbands got to raise in their own images. No joke. I tried to sell the moms bongos, science sets, erector sets, and other items I saw as gender neutral but creative and fun, but if it was not pink, stinking of vanilla and lavender, and with goofy flowers on the box, it was not feminizing enough to appease these diva-factories. I was scandalized at the moms themselves were generating the gender role definitions for infants as well as teens. They also only bought Disney brand films because they were guaranteed that the Princesses would get EVERYTHING they wanted, and it would require less dialog with their own little princesses when they wanted to know why one must choose between a handsome prince and a fish tail. I chose the fish tale, and I have never looked back.Sue Bielenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16438624240772683428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-91004751375792822422010-10-01T08:22:26.059-07:002010-10-01T08:22:26.059-07:00Youch!
Leave it to a little tube of glue to laun...Youch! <br />Leave it to a little tube of glue to launch a classic "wait, it gets worse...!" epic. :)Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-64769053934781848202010-09-29T07:58:45.191-07:002010-09-29T07:58:45.191-07:00Oh and no!! This story obviously follows the '...Oh and no!! This story obviously follows the 'jeeze, that's how these stories HAVE to go' formula. And part of the formula requires you not recognizing it's going to happen. <br /><br />I hate being in those stories. Ha.booda babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09424036488795599663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754246834185041014.post-72248672654131379302010-08-21T10:15:24.276-07:002010-08-21T10:15:24.276-07:00"Minnie the Moocher" is one of my all ti..."Minnie the Moocher" is one of my all time favorite cartoons. I really appreciate mix of sheer craziness, morbid humor, and jazz music.<br />Interesting irony- even though the song is about drug users and the visuals are psychedelic, there's <i>no</i> "this weirdness is a drug-induced hallucination" vibe. It's just weirdness for weirdness sake.Namowal (Jennifer Bourne)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00384500508934864421noreply@blogger.com